@Dutch_50: Went to dinner with a recovering alcoholic vegan who just quit smoking. Everything entering or leaving my mouth was offensive #WorstDateEver
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@alldrolledup: when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth
@GreenishDuck: Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.