@Robski_Boy: Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?
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@nonsensetwit: If I had a daycare, I think it would be awesome to get each kid to wear one of those backpack-leash things and make them pull me on a sled.
@SCbchbum: Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.
@flashember: WIFE: Every time I get close, I get hurt. THERAPIST: Is this true? PORCUPINE HUSBAND: *bristles* OF COURSE IT'S TRUE I'M A BALL OF NEEDLES