@WilliamAder: Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about.
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@robfee: Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
@just1fool: Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a "Beware of sharks" sign in my front yard.
@AndDesist: I accept your apology. Can I borrow your phone? I need to cancel the hit I put out on you.