@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.
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@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: and for your first wish? ME: I wish that the end of every bag of chips was the start of another GENIE: holy shit!
@ambienbabe: I say "fight me" a lot for a girl that's 5'2" and has a tough time opening some doors because they're too heavy.
@shariv67: Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?
@aliterative: If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar.