@NotThatKristi: We're adults. It's bad enough we selfie. Don't make it worse with the surprise face selfie
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@EtobicokeErnie: Statistics show that married men live a lot longer than single men. However married men are a lot more willing to die.
@juliussharpe: I hate these services like Tinder and Grindr. I remember back when if you wanted to have sex, someone else had to make a huge mistake.
@Pierre__4: If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve