@LoveNLunchmeat: We're all different. For example, some folks get up early to exercise... And others get up early to eat cookies before the kids wake up.
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@GensPlace: Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle.
@PinkCamoTO: Autocorrect changed "you flatter me" to "you flatten me" and shit just got really weird.
@Smooheed: I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'
@TheNewsAtGlenn: Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May