@pseudofauxme: C'mon, dude. Man up and ask her if she likes me.

@ericsshadow: [final debate] TRUMP: I'd like to apologize to hillary MODERATOR: umm ok HILLARY: umm ok TRUMP: I brought a gift *hands her a galaxy note 7*

@coalslag: Lackadaisical: when you have misplaced your daisical.

@WienerToboggan: *prepares to cook vegetarian chili* *spills the beans* Whoa, I suppose you could call that.. *lowers shades with a spatula*.. Kidney failure

@SoulYodeler: Sorry I yelled "GET A ROOM!" at your grandson's wrestling tournament.