@TheMichaelRock: We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played.
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@ComedicBust: Me: Can I please sleep? Brain: No. Now sing Mambo #5 again. Me: But I hate that song! Brain: I don't give a shit! Me: 1, 2, 3-4-5...
@G_Faylor: [pulls meatloaf out of oven] he's still sweating and singing just as beautifully as ever
@hippieswordfish: [in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy.