@sammyrhodes: “We’re going to need a bigger pocket.” - iPhone 6 Plus
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@revious: If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open.
@OtherDanOBrien: GUY: Your logic is flawed. According to experts- ME: Excuse me, but I practiced this argument in my head & you're saying the wrong things