@sammyrhodes: “We’re going to need a bigger pocket.” - iPhone 6 Plus
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@marebytes: In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal
@StellaRtwot: I think I'll test to see if my husband is checking my browser history by searching "How to tell if your baby is black in the womb."
@robdelaney: Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrew Granola."