@meganamram: We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet
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@ewfeez: The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole
@RapeyRaperton: When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear "tip to tip" and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again.