@meganamram: We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet
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@joci2203: All I'm saying is there's no coincidence that Superheroes come in all forms and so does cheese.
@maughammom: Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember.
@onion_an: Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat
@CauseWereGuys: Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What do women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.