@pixelatedboat: "We're out of options, I'll have to use the jetpack," I said, strapping on the jetpack and ignoring many non-jetpack options still available
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@TheRobCee: Caesar salads are prepared differently than garden salads...Notably, the head of lettuce is first attacked by 40-50 knife-wielding senators.
@rodimusprime: Bad guys gotta have a meeting and decide once and for all Liam Neeson's family is off limits.
@Nicoleroxxu: One more glass of wine and my "only a lesbian from the waist up" rule is about to go out the window.