@Parker_Simpson: We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers
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@MavenofHonor: [during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps
@roostermustache: Me: i'll have a beer Bartender: ok it's on the house buddy Me:*grabbing him by collar* then get it down, i'm not climbing up there again
@sixfootcandy: Me: (filling the medicine cabinet with ping pong balls) Him: What are you doing? Me: I invited your family over for dinner tonight.