@Parker_Simpson: We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers
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@Dr_Teflon: *Ex wife yelling at me from driveway* I HOPE YOU DIE A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH! Me- no babe I'm not moving back in Ex-.....
@Sal0630: In a perfect world anyone that said they, “literally died,” would drop dead on the spot.
@mattZillaaaa: Some people wake up in the morning & are all like "omg I'm the luckiest person in the world" and I wake up all like "oh my god"