@Parker_Simpson: We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers
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@TheBoydP: If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?
@Nocturnesthesia: Went for a handshake and got snubbed. So I turned it into an impromptu Macarena dance, since I didn't wanna look stupid
@pleatedjeans: Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits
@snowmedia: My 3 yr old is so encouraging. I changed my shirt; she says"Daddy, you did it!" If she finds out I use the potty by myself, she'll flip out.