@ThatBrenna: West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I've been shot in the arm.
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@BGH70: "Which one is you?" - My favorite response when someone shows me a selfie with other people in it.
@jwoodham: Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species.
@Smooheed: I see you keep your wallet and cell phone in your bra Cute *reaches into bra, pulls out an entire wheel of cheese*
@smilely_gal: 7 has started saying "your life just got better," whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit.