@donni: "Wetalian!" -Multiple Italians
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@elle91: They said the kids that bullied me in school would be pumping my gas one day but 1 just got a modeling contract who do I talk to about this
@RexHuppke: I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American.
@topaz_kell: When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?