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@donni: "Wetalian!" -Multiple Italians
@SondraDeeMe: *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
@heartlessX0: In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first.
@Home_Halfway: ME: Do ghosts wear condoms
DENTIST: How are you still awake
@DamonHunzeker: If a lion ever bites off your arm, try to chew some of his hair off before you run away. He deserves to look stupid until it grows back.