@donni: "Wetalian!" -Multiple Italians
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@LetMeStart: Two little monkeys Jumping on the bed One fell off and Bumped his head EXACTLY HOW THEIR MOM SAID SOMEONE WOULD BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HER.
@ShutUpThatsWho: ME: make a clone of me for my wife SCIENTIST: ok [makes a George Clooney] ME: I said clone not Clooney. take it back WIFE: wait a minute
@imence2: Some people have no respect. It's obvious I'm on my phone trying to do something & this guys all "STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"