@iTomFoolery: We’ve had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones.
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@trevso_electric: I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than "pull an all-nighter" with you.
@mattgallo123: Whoa whoa whoa, I thought that was OUR thing! -me to my favorite cashier when she smiles at other customers
@TwinSurvivalist: If I hear a bump in the night, I'm hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves.