@iTomFoolery: We’ve had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones.
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@SaraThomas84: The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone
@UncleDuke1969: Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'.
@jazmasta: Nature fact: The female cat gives birth to the body and head of her kittens separately and has to screw the head in like a lightbulb.