@ewfeez: "We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"
-Trojan 911 dispatcher
@IamEveryDayPpl: In order to get my nephews up and ready for church in a timely manor, I told them we were going to Disneyland...
They'll be SO surprised!
@ChipKellysBalls: Find a penny
Pick it up
& all the day
You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ...
@MikeBigby: Knuckle tats:
@Aspersioncast: In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks.
@JimmerThatisAll: I only studied genetics so I would know who to blame.