@Bagyants: "What a nut job" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds
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@tacos_y_cerveza: CW: Can I ask you something? Me: Don't talk to me until I've had coffee. CW: But you don't drink coffee. Me: *smiles and continues to work
@PJTLynch: Sure, I could live a pious life so St. Peter lets me through the Pearly Gates. Or I could just crawl under the gate since IT SITS ON A CLOUD
@turtledumplin: We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you.