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@shanethevein: What a rip off.
There's no pot in this chicken-pot-pie.
@sensitivetim: 2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out
@Carbosly: Twitter. Finally an app that makes people stop at yellow lights.
@nursemella: *pops the hood*
"Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt"
.. Umm r u sure you work here?
*lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*
@Ludacrys414: I'd get lost less frequently if GPS would say "no, your other left."
@Ideal_Victoria: For fun I like to text all the men in my phone, "she has your eyes, can't wait for you to meet her" and then I sit back and wait.