@hellohappy_time: What about a haunted doll that reminds you to take your birth control
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@only_one_ee: Trainer: OK this week we are cutting carbs. Me: Wait, what - even macaroni & cheese? Trainer: Ya. Me: ...I think we should see other people.
@ElleOhHell: BEN AFFLECK: I'm directing a new movie and I was thinking about you for the lead role BEN AFFLECK: Well I'm obviously very flattered
@lyric_intent: The most awkward part of being the first person to write something down, was then explaining to everyone that they were now illiterate