@seandunn76: "What about this? What about this? And this?"--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer.
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@yogaknifefight: Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time.
@philmann: Great. Only a single slice of bread left in the bag. That means until I find another slice, everything that happens today is in the sandwich
@JasonCarney31: *sets up booth, hangs up sign "$5 Mustache Rides!" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'