@Fazio_N: "What aisle has the milk?"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers* "What aisle has the milk?"
@jake_lach: She said I'm 'barely tolerable,' which means there's still a chance
@VodkaThursday: What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that.
@AndyAsAdjective: My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me.
@tbhjuststop: english words that pitbull knows:
@CutPics: I seriously can't stop laughing 😂😂