@Fazio_N: "What aisle has the milk?"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers* "What aisle has the milk?"
@_keels_: I'm fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.
@RobocopLust: A is for apple
B is for bear
C is for candy
D is for your mom
@erikbransteen: Kanye West tweeted that Bieber's 'What Do You Mean?' was 2015's best song.
The "...which wouldn't happened without me" tweet coming soon.
@sixfootcandy: Him: I think I'm getting sick.
Me: Do you want some euthanasia?
Him: I'm pretty sure it's called echinacea.
Me: Tomato, tomahto.
@Miss_Firefly_: My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about.