@Fazio_N: "What aisle has the milk?"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers* "What aisle has the milk?"
@JKickinit30: *quits smoking weed to remember where I hid my weed*
@LeeryLeary: The fact that the British call math "maths" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math.
@SamGrittner: INMATE: "What are you in for?"
ME: "A real treat, I hope."
-So you love me too?!
bagger: would you like some help out to your car?
me: [lies down] oh that would be delightful