@Fazio_N: "What aisle has the milk?"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers* "What aisle has the milk?"
@BruceForce: My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes
@Dawn_M_: Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes.
@drayzze: I wish I had a bear so I could take him hiking and camping
So if we ran into other bears, he'd be like "It's cool, man, he's with me."
@boomdingwinning: Remember, it doesn't have to be the "perfect" muder, just an unsolvable one.
~me as a motivational speaker
@SeagullCharlie: I've got 66 problems and being upside-down is one.