@Fazio_N: "What aisle has the milk?"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers* "What aisle has the milk?"
@DumbConfessions: *sees couple holding hands*
*violently breaks them apart*
"Go. You're free now."
@hyperblastchic: My mom accidentally killed my boyfriend this weekend. She didn't recognize him when she was canning pickles.
@Ameiam: So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?
@Glittermepink5: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades.
@bazecraze: "No. Delete it." -Mona Lisa