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@wesjohnson8: "What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?" Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

“What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?”  Officer, “Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle.”

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