@WilliamAder: What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?
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@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
@trojansauce: [first day of judge school] ME: bang the gavel?i hardly know the gavel TEACHER: *maintains eye contact & crosses something out on clipboard*