@WilliamAder: What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?
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@better_off_dad: I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00
@dshack8: Me: Can u send me those documents? Coworker: Yes, but u can actually get them by-- Me: Nope, don't try teaching me to fish. Not interested.
@stephenjmolloy: "Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me.
@AmishPornStar1: My weight loss plan is to skip breakfast and lunch... And then eat seven dinners.