@SarraBeth: "What are you typing? Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that? Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jordan_stratton: I don't want to be cremated when I die. I want my body thrown on a group of unsuspecting, cocky teens in a haunted house.
@PaperWash: [First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered