@itsboyschapter: what dating me is like
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@shopkins776: Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now
@duplicitron: Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it.
@DurtMcHurtt: I have the confidence of a bald headed eagle, and the shy modesty of his distant relative the combover falcon.
@HatfieldAnne: Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story.