@omgthatspunny: What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
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@ThisAlexStein: In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it.
@mybigblondelife: If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape.
@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.