@omgthatspunny: What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
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@thejessbess: I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting.
@BadJordon: Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become.
@bridger_w: I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style