@omgthatspunny: What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
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@ibid78: I just got an eyelash in my eye and I'm yelling at it cuz it's supposed to prevent this shit from happening like, "YOU ONLY HAVE ONE JOB."
@JanineEB4: Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!
@Sassafrantz: *rises out of neighbor's hot tub* I'd like to talk to you guys about home alarm systems...