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@AbrasiveGhost: What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey

Don't u mean sorrows?

Me [covering tub of dead birds]: is that the saying?

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey

Don’t u mean sorrows?

Me [covering tub of dead birds]: is that the saying?

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