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@liv_thatsme: "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY 40 POUNDS OF SPINACH?"

Me: I cooked it for you. It's over there, on that teaspoon.

“WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY 40 POUNDS OF SPINACH?”

Me: I cooked it for you. It’s over there, on that teaspoon.

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