@roncorning: What did you think was happening when the #earthquake hit?
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@FatherWithTwins: Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn't do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.
@HeyANow: Truth: My 85yr old grandmother's answering machine says, "I'll call you back when I want to, if I want to." Heroes are all around us.
@hippieswordfish: when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent