@TheHatdog: *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*

@JaneBadall: The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window.

@VancityReynolds: I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

@DirtMcTurd: *quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiancé is reading her wedding vows*

@ch000ch: i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists here are wondering why they never thought of that before