@omgthatspunny: what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh
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@internetluke: [ordering pizza alone] Yeah I'd like a large pepperoni and *changes voice* A medium sausage *changes voice again* Another large pepperoni
@smint: Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?
@Ivsy01: You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car.