@omgthatspunny: what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh
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@joe_binkley: Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad. Son: What's wrongdad? Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
@DanAmira: [me all weekend] AAAHH CANT SLEEP TOO EXCITED ABOUT INDICTMENT [Mueller on Monday] We're charging Manafort with running a stop sign in 1994