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@causticbob: What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
@NotJPo: Pantibros before pantihose?
@Social_Mime: This guy poured his box of raisinets directly into his bag of popcorn at the movie counter. After my initial shock I bowed to him.
@SomeChrisTweets: Why was six afraid of seven? Generations of institutionalized bigotry.
@T_Bonezzz: Thanks, motion sensor restroom sinks, I only wanted to wash my hands for 0.0000251 seconds anyway
@phranqueigh: "You're not like the other girls."
"Yeah, that's pretty much how this works. We're literally all different ones."