@RaccoonPun: What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows.
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@Mindless4Miles: Saw a hawk swoop down over the highway and fly off with a snake in his mouth and I can't even switch lanes while eating a Twizzler.
@SirEviscerate: [Wrench factory] BOSS: I'm proud to say it's been 250 days without an injury! WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *
@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.