@tigergreengrove: What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube.
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@SteveKoehler22: When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" And she answers "No, who wrote it?" .... Keep moving.
@murrman5: well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] "what about the other 65% of us?"
@BoogTweets: *Busts through Kool-aid mans wall* Kool-aid man: Not cool. What I do is fake. This is our home Me: I'm sorr… *A sippy cup starts crying*