@tigergreengrove: What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube.
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@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.
@bridger_w: Does anyone want a free microwave? Contact me. We can talk about how we both want a free microwave
@ahamedweinberg: Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math.