@causticbob: What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
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@gerryhallcomedy: If anyone on the street asks for directions - give directions to YOUR house. Then run home, put on music and wait for your new best friend!
@Book_Krazy: Me: The new guy's a lumberjack? Boss: Yep Me: He seems nice... Boss: STOP Me: I'll bet he's good at... Boss: DONT Me: random axe of kindness
@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.