@causticbob: What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
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@rainerfm: My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.
@HogwartsLogic: When Harry Potter is finally classified as classic literature, my extensive knowledge will be seen as intellectual. Then who'll be laughing?
@UncleDuke1969: Billy: Hi! What's your name? Johnny: Johnny. B: Hey, what's THAT? J: An iPhone 4. Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy? B: Johnny. He's poor.