@causticbob: What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
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@Sychlops: Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school.
@JohnLyonTweets: Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don’t spend the entire time chainsawing one person. Get out there and mangle.
@badbanana: There was a sense of accomplishment finishing the daily newspaper. I literally have no idea when I'm supposed to stop reading the internet.
@DeadLioness: In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug.