@canadasandra: What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)
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@shipwrecksean: I'm looking for something with the health benefits of yoga but absolutely none of the yoga
@NikiWithIssues: Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.
@Beardson: There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* "Airline fracture"
@PLATINUM2000: Me: I killed another one, boss. Mob boss: You don't work for me. Me: I volunteered. Mob boss:*Looking angry* Me: I'm gonna get back to work.