@badbanana: What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?
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@FattMernandez: [On WebMD] I have a sore throat [Throat cancer] I wasn't done, and a stomach ache. [Cancer] Couldn't it be the flu? [If it wasn't cancer]
@jewfacekilla: Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack.
@Matt_the_1st: Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today
@MrFornicator: When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting.