@badbanana: What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?
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@Reverend_Scott: "Will u make me breakfast tomorrow?" No, you'd be disappointed. "Wait-" Because- "Don't say it-" Omelette u down. "Please leave."
@dumbbeezie: Shout out to the people who deleted their twitter accounts on New Years, see you in a few days
@Book_Krazy: Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?! Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward