@TheTweetOfGod: "What does the fox say?" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to.
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@QwertyJones3: [Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say "tackle", not "tickle".