@TheTweetOfGod: "What does the fox say?" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to.
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@smhsid: i just watched a girl in class look confused during the lecture then literally open up her laptop and change her major
@MichaelTrying: Cough drops are perfect for when you want the cough you've had for three days to stop for 60 seconds and then come right back.
@buseysteeth: You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.