@TheTweetOfGod: "What does the fox say?" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to.
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@WheelTod: I always carry a condom in my wallet in case a date goes unexpectedly well & I need to impress her with my balloon animals skills.
@barfolishus: My cat just meowed and it sounded like he said "ugh" and I've never agreed with him more
@weinerdog4life: When I'm in a conference room all by myself I like to pretend I'm having a very important meeting with chairs about chair shit.
@Doc_Jyoti: I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren't we helping to find them?