@Lisa_Laughs_: The doctor said to treat my daughter's scratch with alcohol, so I kissed it.

@treywafer: I put the "m" in illiterate

@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.

@baseballchickie: I’m 35 and have never been divorced!!! I’ve never been married either but at this age you have to focus on the good parts.

@That_Damn_Duck: You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don’t like. Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there.