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@shayf_: What doesn't kill me makes me smaller - Mario
@BigPlanetEarth: People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.
@FREE_FACTS: The iPhone 5 will be able to print bacon
@Pirate_nurse: I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?
@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: 'Why am I talking to myself?'
@crylenol: *Ouija board begins spelling*
"Dammit Grandma, haunt someone else"