@DoucheMcBaggus: What doesn't kill you, forces me to reload.
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@XplodingUnicorn: My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means she can eat anything off the floor if she waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter.
@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
@PaperWash: Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet
@ChrisHallbeck: How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.