@DoucheMcBaggus: What doesn't kill you, forces me to reload.
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@forcemajeure40: She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit.
@ericsshadow: If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now.
@DrDogMD: PATIENT: my stomach is killing me, doc DR DOG: I've got just the thing for you *hands him a prescription bottle filled with grass*
@TheTweetOfGod: Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids.