@Traceylei2: What doesn't kill you isn't earning the money I paid.
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@AristotlesNZ: Apparently, "Dude, that's the best she's EVER going to look" was not the type of objection to the marriage the priest was asking about.
@LackOfShame: Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder.
@TheTweetOfGod: America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth.