@Aspersioncast: What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and wondering why you weren't good enough for death.
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@Probgoblin: Be the reason they have to add a section about roller skates to the employee handbook.
@Matt_the_1st: It just occurred to me that you could substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim
@murrman5: we lost our power "why?" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* "that's awes-" it's not as cool as it sounds
@td_ward: Absolutely stellar 'people in the papers pointing at the thing that's made them angry' today