@Aspersioncast: What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and wondering why you weren't good enough for death.
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@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
@SteveSuckington: "Expose yourself to Art" they said "Art will tase you and call the cops on you" they didn't say
@afbradstone: Today I heard a guy on the street say, "It's chowder season, baby!" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words