@blatchfordnews: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you.
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@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
@DadandBuried: They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother.
@aka_fatman: *Jesus, bursting out of a chest cavity, spraying the room with blood and viscera* "My God, Johnny? DID YOU LET CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART?!?"