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@Nomyzie: What doesn't kill you, tries again.
@Zombieionism: Here, let me loosen those morals for you.
@OhHellsYes: I need a car. Hiding in people's trunks and hoping they're going to Wal-Mart isn't working out for me.
@TwatyTweets: When I have kids I'm gonna tell them drugs are good for them.
It's the only way I can be sure they won't try them.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Hitman: Hey what's up
Me: My neighbor parked in front of my house again
@Blonde4Dayz: The truck in front of me is hauling a fridge. Freezer just flew open and a chicken nugget hit my windshield.