@iMikosnyc: What doesn't kill you was only practicing.
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@DonQuickoats: The best way to respond to a limp handshake is to tickle their palm with your middle finger
@JoParkerBear: I am officially lowering my dating standards to include anyone who may have access to a swimming pool. I will learn to love you. Call me.
@ImJESSPlayin: Maybe, "only if you're taking me to dinner" wasn't the best response to, "is this going down?" to the guy on the elevator. Flirting is hard