@ChipKellysBalls: What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon? Just water?
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@LuckoftheDraw86: Vodka giveth and vodka taketh away... It giveth me a hangover and taketh away my underpants. Amen.
@egg_dog: don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather
@TitansHomer: My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone