@alispagnola: What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?
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@yobrah_: I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.
@GingerAtLaw: You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor
@FunkyFresh_79: [runs inside of a gas station] "I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!" *takes a selfie in the bathroom mirror for an IG # game