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@HunkyBeefy: "What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?"
"An octopus?"
"No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

“What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?”
“An octopus?”
“No Jeff, the answer is my wife’s 4 divorce attorneys”

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