@zachreinert03: What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business
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@vexroid: This restaurant should really be giving me a discount for ordering carryout and not bringing my kids inside.
@sara_ashlynn: My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed.
@WilliamRodgers: This guy at the bar wouldn't shut up about how Zombies "could be real" So I killed him... If he comes back...He wins the argument