@zachreinert03: What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business
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@fanofhell: [sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before
@trevso_electric: The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to "watch a movie" is actually watching a movie.
@prontopup: "'Earth' without 'the' is just 'ar'." - Pirates If you haven't seen "Earth without art is just eh" then you prolly didn't like this tweet.
@huntigula: [1st date] Her: so u play piano? Him: yep Her: is it hard? Him: that's pretty forward but yeah, as a rock Her: I meant playing piano Him: oh