@DurtMcHurtt: What I lack in imagination I make up for in....stuff.
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@AsgardianRose: 8: I'm gonna marry someone who likes a different cereal than I do, so he won't eat all my favorite cereal. Me: Sounds pretty legit.
@wilw: "Miss Yates, why didn't Sam and Frodo just use the eagles to fly the ring to Mount Doom?" - Ted Cruz.
@funnyfries: I just met a woman who told me she had "trouble keeping weight on" in times of stress. I ate her.
@jonnysun: ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u