@DurtMcHurtt: What I lack in imagination I make up for in....stuff.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@sensitivetim: 2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out
@Kyle_Lippert: If you look in your bathroom mirror & say "Donald Trump" 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs.
@highinamerica: Spell check changed "important" to "impotent" so basically I have a meeting in the morning that can't get it up.